Straight Guy Chronicles 3 Mar 23, 2008

Some guys are just so fucking good looking that you just want to look at them for a bit and then touch the merchandise. You don't want to go too far for fear that your gorgeous find will either hit you (especially if he's straight and you haven't asked first) or he'll just leave and say "okay man, that's enough." You gotta get good at reading sexual energy before you start to touch.