Daniel Needs to Leave! Sep 5, 2025

Daniel needs to leave a Wisconsin house party. Simple enough—until it isn’t. Every step toward the door is stalled by well-meaning friends, beer-fueled banter, cheese curds, Kringle, impersonations, and the ever-repeating promise: “Pizza’s coming.” What begins as a polite Wisconsin farewell spirals into a surreal, slow-burning nightmare—equal parts funny, uncomfortable, and oddly familiar.